One of my favorite holidays is fast approaching. It's a day when the beauty of spring is in its fullest splendor. It's a day for rebirth and renewal. It's a day with no regrets when anything is possible.
I'm speaking, of course, about Opening Day.
I'm an atheist, which means I don't have the right to observe any religion's holidays. (On occasion I have been mistaken for, beseeched to become, or half-seriously referred to as, Jewish. Alas, I'm not that cool. And I still have my foreskin.) I've never experienced the fullest joy of Christmas or the humble, celebratory sacrifices of Passover. And Easter is particularly problematic -- it was, in fact, my complete inability to believe the story of Easter that first made me wonder whether I was religious.
But I do understand the nature of Easter. Because I've got my own version.